What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cyborg? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the University of Texas, and I’ve been involved in numerous college ball games against cushy Ivy League schools, and I have over 300 confirmed field goals. I am trained in nanomachine warfare, son, and I’m the top kicker in the entire US senate. You are nothing to me but just another brain. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with sayingtaht shit to me over the Excelsus? Think again, son. As we speak I am contacting my secret mercenaries of the Winds of Destruction across the world and your codec is being traced right now so you better prepare for the jetstream, candy ass. The monsoon that wipes out that pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, bureaucrat. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rip the president apart in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Desperado and World Marshal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little limp dick lawyer. If only you could have known that violence breeds violence, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re standing here, realizing it, you goddamn beltway pansy. I will shit cheers all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, son.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cyborg? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the University of Texas, and I’ve been involved in numerous college ball games against cushy Ivy League schools, and I have over 300 confirmed field goals. I am trained in nanomachine warfare, son, and I’m the top kicker in the entire US senate. You are nothing to me but just another brain. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with sayingtaht shit to me over the Excelsus? Think again, son. As we speak I am contacting my secret mercenaries of the Winds of Destruction across the world and your codec is being traced right now so you better prepare for the jetstream, candy ass. The monsoon that wipes out that pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, bureaucrat. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rip the president apart in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Desperado and World Marshal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little limp dick lawyer. If only you could have known that violence breeds violence, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re standing here, realizing it, you goddamn beltway pansy. I will shit cheers all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, son.

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